Take a (Fulton) load off he says

Someone wants to celebrate early. 

I asked Big Boss what he wanted for Xmas

He pointed. I can get the Boss to relax. 

I hate when he takes off on a mission without telling me.

 He sent me this "selfie." How the hell did he take that shot?

Wakey wakey

He thought it'd be funny if he stun grenaded me. It wasn't. 

F. O. B.

Got supplies from a F. O. B. In Guam. 

He likes his chocolate like he likes his muzzle, hot. 

I'm already a demon.

Some days, you can barely look at yourself in the mirror. That's cause Big Boss is hogging it all. 

Solo sneaking mission

I asked Big Boss if he needed a buddy for his mission. 

He likes to work alone.